Random thought while facing Eastward from the Ben Franklin Bridge

March 25, 2006

She handed me a blank sheet of paper.

"What's this?" I asked

"A topographical map of New Jersey"

"Oh, of course."

And I began to pick out landmarks.

(Fiction: the conversation never happened; I thought the joke was funnier written this way.)

Posted by Red Ted at March 25, 2006 03:13 PM | TrackBack