Looking back at my blog, I find that I made a glorious wonderful typo. I will fix it below, but not until after I have copied it here:

I must be the wind - wonderful gusting blowing wind that makes the house shake

If I were a singer-songwriter, I would make that into a rhyming couplet. But I am not. I do sometimes write mediocre fiction, and that feels like an opening line for a piece that will straddle the purple line between really cool prose and "It was a dark and stormy night".