Some folks call Dubya "the chimp" because his face looks somehow simian.

Other folks, myself included, don't care for the man, his friends, or their policies.

Still, I have to ask myself, would we be better off today if instead of Bush we had elected an actual chimpanzee to the Presidency?

I think so, if only because he would have dealt with Saddaam Hussein by screaming and throwing poop at him.