May Day!

May 01, 2004

Hurrah, Hurray
It's the first of May!
Outdoor fucking
Begins today!

The scary thing is, it was Mom who first told me that rhyme.

But J is shy and our neighbors are close, so I will plant flowers instead and let them have outdoor sex for us.

Posted by Red Ted at May 1, 2004 06:19 AM | TrackBack

You need a tent...

Posted by: s. at May 1, 2004 09:36 AM

That side of the country? What do you think the whole Mayday thing is about - unmarried women dancing around a large erect pole, dressing and decorating it to songs about the new birth of the springtime!

Afterwards, of course, it was traditional to pair off and go bless the fields.

Sometimes I miss the old time religion.

Posted by: Red Ted at May 3, 2004 09:51 AM

Wow, they do outdoor fucking on that side of the country for May 1? Our celebration isn't nearly as fun -- it's simply the first day of boating season for us.

Posted by: Me. at May 3, 2004 12:36 PM
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