Grading with Gollum

March 11, 2004

Perhaps I need to change my grading style to something closer to Ellen Fremedon when she goes grading with Gollum.

Hates them. Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes, and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious? They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too good for thinking, gollum But we'll show them, preciouss, yess.

Thanks to Crooked Timber for the link.

Posted by Red Ted at March 11, 2004 11:30 AM | TrackBack

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Thank you.

Posted by: Melanie at March 12, 2004 08:53 AM
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